By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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Comments

avalyn 0

wow ur a jerk she was just looking out for you isnt your wife and childs happiness more important to you than sex

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jaymar11 0

Look it up people--->Superfetation

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avalyn 0

wow ur poor wife shes married to you maybe you should consider that she doesnt want to sleep with such a jerk and for all you saying abort go to choicesmemorial.org ps have a heart you jerk

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SysMetRamm 0

did you know that its possible?... thats sad man, she knows more than you and your trying to make her sound stupid?..... smh haha

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MonZairita 0

well i say your wife is an ignorant...cuz according to my uncle whos a GYN at mx. sex is great for her during pregnancy SHE CANT HAVE MORE SPERMS WORKING WITH HER OVARIES cuz her ovaries aré busy right Now durrrrrr

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paeglesbagels 0

dude if she doesn't want it grow up and deal

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deadbabyjesus 2

your wife is a retarded nazi **** nick **** smuggling cum Dickface monster ****** smasher.

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Lovelyfailure 16

Ew, why would you want to have sex with someone pregnant? It'd be like you were doing it with your wife and your kid as well..

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niqqaa23 0

take her to the doctor or something shit you guys need sex especially her being all hormonal

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