Intimacy: Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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Just can't get enough

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 6 700

By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 462

Her body, her choice

By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 08:01

Today, my wife decided she wants to disregard our five-year plan to have kids, and is experimenting with the idea of having her tubes tied. FML

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Thabb 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:14

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

ADayToPierceTheV 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:11

sounds reasonable

Comments

Benderama 8

Wednesday 6 January 2016 7:16

Third trimester, she will be so horny she will jump you

Solano2580 24

Monday 25 January 2016 22:00

It doesn't matter. You just want to have sex, while she is crazy hormonal. Stop acting a rude horny guy and just support her.

KaylaJo334 12

Tuesday 23 January 2018 5:34

You kinda sound like a jerk wording it that way. I mean yeah she's dumb but what do ball have to do with it?

lucasj23 11

Monday 12 March 2018 17:42

I'm pretty sure this woman should not procreate.

griddy24 18

Thursday 20 June 2019 17:27

The way OP worded this is very disturbing. “Had the balls” to deny me sex , like how dare she oppose her lord and master lol. He sounds like a wife beater.