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By Wyomingwannbe - 30/04/2016 11:25 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my wife and I are planning a simple team meal for our son's team. We're stuck on pulled pork or meatballs. I've told her I don't care. She's still indecisive. This has been going on for 2 days. We're now not talking, over meatballs. FML

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Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 12:00

Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML

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Picky eater

By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 22:00

Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML

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silvermoon5033 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 13:03

Why not half pulled pork and half meatballs? Problem solved.

noblecheesecake 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 13:05

You could have phrased your "I don't care" in a nicer way. That's the problem, not the choice of food.

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 2 May 2016 15:26

She's indecisive. You wouldn't care either way. And you haven't solved this with Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe by now?!

hawk18pm 4

Monday 2 May 2016 15:55

It's sounds like you've made your decision, meatballs

BeachGirl27 23

Tuesday 3 May 2016 10:03

If only one of you is going to do the cooking then I'd leave it the menu decision up to the chef!

annalily5 28

Wednesday 4 May 2016 9:11

If they're 13 or under, go meatballs. If older, go pulled pork.

embarass 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 17:41

Pick something different all together then, if you guys can't decide. Mac & cheese lol

kishmobile444 16

Friday 6 May 2016 6:11

like someone else said, why not half and half ... or meatballs, bc not everyone eats pork. I don't eat either, but doesn't "everyone" love nest basks abs those tiny weiner hot dog things with BBQ sauce?