Intimacy: Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning...

By CantPublish - 12/04/2012 17:54 - United States - Modesto

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By yeah - 27/08/2010 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

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Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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GenaALazer 22

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:10

smart woman.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:11

She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.

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picturescrazy 24

Friday 13 April 2012 3:13

Smart lady you have there, I may have to use that sometime :D

funsized136 6

Friday 13 April 2012 3:22

thatta girl!

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 13 April 2012 3:23

She won't fall for it. She's a woman

Sabrewulf 8

Friday 13 April 2012 3:26

HAHAHA!! Well at least now we know which one of you has a brain. I would have laughed my ass off if I had been in your position.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 13 April 2012 3:43

Where are all these smart women you guys keep talking about? All the ones I know have the intellect of a cheese wheel.

goose12321 11

Friday 13 April 2012 3:50

Hahahaha clever

trollierthanthou 1

Friday 13 April 2012 4:06

op: *sexy voice* it is hot out here lemme take this shirt off... wife: ooh yeahh.. Oh wait there is a giant leaf over there get that first!

momo1972 3

Friday 13 April 2012 4:12

She is so hot

linkinpark98 23

Friday 13 April 2012 4:22

Clever Girl……

trollierthanthou 1

Friday 13 April 2012 4:25

see, what i do not get here is,why you were not worried about how she did not come out after about five minutes later. I mean, it takes probably more than an hour to clean a pool, with the leaves and dead bugs and what not. If she was not out within ten to twenty minutes i would have stopped to go see what was taking so long. YDI.