Intimacy: Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning...

By CantPublish - 12/04/2012 17:54 - United States - Modesto

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was washing the dishes when my wife came in wearing a new lingerie set, smiling at me. I dropped what I was doing and carried her to bed. After we'd finished, she went downstairs for a drink, saw the dishes I hadn't cleaned, and started a fight. Now I'm on the couch. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By yeah - 27/08/2010 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

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GenaALazer 22

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:10

smart woman.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:11

She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.

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moonsxstars 6

Friday 13 April 2012 4:32

We women are very clever

cott0nballs 7

Friday 13 April 2012 4:33

It's about time the men get tricked for once. :P

TrentF13 12

Friday 13 April 2012 4:37

Give your wife a pat on the back. :) Say: "Damn you. You're smarter then me," And laugh. Then do some role-playing and be a sex monger for her.

r0ckoman 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:06

Well atleast the pool will be ready for next time

triipea 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:28

Hahah. OP, you honestly thought you were going to have sex with your wife? You're married, you should have known better!

ilovefall10 21

Friday 13 April 2012 6:26

Did you at least get a reward or thank you in the end? If not, she's a bitch!

ALpein 0

Friday 13 April 2012 6:29

90- At the risk of sounding like a creeper, you're very pretty.

LAuroraD 17

Friday 13 April 2012 6:44

Woman is GENIUS and seeing as you fell for it id have to say YDI

Whigguh 1

Friday 13 April 2012 7:01

bet thats how she gets you to mow the lawn too.

akinsel2 6

Friday 13 April 2012 8:08

I'd just start asking for sexual favours in advance of any chore if my girl did that to me...dishes = ********, clean the bathroom = anal etc...of course my girlfriend would never have to trick me into helping out around the house since i do it on my own, so this would never happen...but if it did she wouldn't be hearing the end of it for a loooooong time...