Intimacy: Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning...

By CantPublish - 12/04/2012 17:54 - United States - Modesto

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By yeah - 27/08/2010 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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GenaALazer 22

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:10

smart woman.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:11

She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.

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blackheart24 10

Friday 13 April 2012 0:43

Tell her the next role play is gonna start with her making a sandwich...

brony1999 0

Friday 13 April 2012 0:55

Lol can not believe you fell for that!!!

Havin 19

Friday 13 April 2012 0:55

Gold

xoconnie 8

Friday 13 April 2012 0:55

Wellllll at least u accomplished something productive! She owes ya one:)

SLRfan 4

Friday 13 April 2012 0:56

Got to admit, that's funny!

BecomeMine 0

Friday 13 April 2012 1:05

The wise ways of a women ;)

THExistentialist 13

Friday 13 April 2012 1:09

I thought you were an amputee until I clicked your picture D:

Michaelsgirl04 9

Friday 13 April 2012 1:13

Her picture looks like Snooki. (not a compliment) also, woman*

zues70 4

Friday 13 April 2012 1:10

Your wife is awesome! But she owes you some!

Michaelsgirl04 9

Friday 13 April 2012 1:11

Genius.

cave72 3

Friday 13 April 2012 1:26

Dude go out there and shit in the pool.

l0v3p4in 7

Friday 13 April 2012 5:51

Who would shit where they swim? Pee maybe . . . but shit?

SephoraGypsy 15

Friday 13 April 2012 13:52

This is golden.

jwebster 8

Friday 13 April 2012 1:28

Win for wifey

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