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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 21:33 - United States - Carrollton

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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By Good Luck Chuck - 29/04/2013 17:07 - United States - Orlando

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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By what - 21/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML

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Charmillionaire 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:37

That's when you splatter paint all over it.

Octain 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:48

I don't think ruining it would be the best thing to do here... I could only imagine how she'd act after that.

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xXGIR6Xx 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:29

welcome marriage ladies and gentleman

babyshaft408 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:06

Women r crazy.

unicornsandsuch 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:51

Dont 'tell her.' Ask.

DutchBasterd 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:47

women are a crazy and weird species..

naturalbadassnba 11

Thursday 3 January 2013 2:35

Just ignore her and play the victim card. Haha then shell just seem the overdramatic one. Hope u two work it out! :)

myklknife 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 2:52

Clearly not resolved.

SailorSTFU 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 3:15

What a ridiculously bitchy thing to do. You should have dumped paint on her...I would've done it in a heart beat.

chinagirl3343 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 6:13

Obviously one thing you fight about is your lack of listening skills... And her dramatic actions. You're both dumb.

Catkam623 27

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:52

You know you could say wow you look so beautiful are we going on a second honeymoon defuse the situation and get laid

88vivera 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:04

Did she paint in that?

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Same thing different taste

All weddings are themed

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Was it "Girl Afraid" by The Smiths?

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