By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 19:48 - United States - Maryville

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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

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N_i_c_o_l_a_s__ 4

She knows a thing or two about men with balls

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smokecloud_ 37

Nothin' makes a girl scream like a man in shoulder pads and skintight pants running through a wall of other men to put the ball in the goal. *dreamy sigh*

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swick25 22

^ great thought #14 I have to completely agree with your comment. Even though I am a lesbian it is very hot to watch men in shoulder pads and skin tight pants beating on one another!!!

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DanielleinDC 33

I like my men on ice. (My idea of a six pack on ice is three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie.)

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paigexox0 37

Oh come on, I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could. Go OP go!!

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perdix 29

Bring on a mad-dog blitz, come with big pressure in the middle while sealing off the edges and you'll have her screaming in no time. On three, hut hut hut!

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N_i_c_o_l_a_s__ 4

She would rather a man who can do something with balls

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Brianna_Ray 23

Do some roleplay where you are a sexy football player ;-)

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swick25 22

Um #20 why does it matter if OP is 18 or 80? I don't understand your stupid ass comment. Care to explain it so maybe everyone can understand why you are saying this!!

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karlcolt45 19

well maybe try some roleplay...just for kicks?

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