By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 19:48 - United States - Maryville

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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

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Enslaved 36

But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tune the TV to the game during sex. Make sure to time your climax to the rush for the goal. OP: uhhhh, uuuhhhh! Wife: come on! You can do it! Yeahhhhhh!

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abbey728 16

Go go go! You can do it! Oops, I meant her...

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mosquito19 14

i definitely don't want to hear “ come on! you can do it! " during sex.

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brandoneyez1 25

Sounds like she wears the pants. She knows football and sounds like you don't.

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skipper2009 18

Do something different instead of the same old boring crap. Sheesh I don't feel sorry for you morons that think going in and out is going to please a woman.

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swick25 22

Easy there skipper!!!!! You don't know there reasons why their sex life has been dull lately.

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perdix 29

If you want your wife to be as quiet and gloomy in front of the TV as she is in the sack, become a fan of the Redskins or the Texans. Yeah, my two teams :(

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rdenkewicz 11

What kind of football is on a Monday during playoff season?

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