By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 19:48 - United States - Maryville

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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

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ashjo 12

lmfao I wish I could've seen your reaction

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theangrypeach 6

Time to watch football to spark that intimacy in the sack! lol

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Bunny21 11

Don't worry op. I wish my bf would even think about making me scream like that. **** our lives. It shall get better op!

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itooamscrewed 10

Which requires effort that you're not willing to put in... Tsk tsk

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Highroller42 2

You gave up on having passion in your life when you decided to marry the fat ho

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jleo722 7

Have you tried anal? That will make here scream something.

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