Love: Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began...

By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By unwanted - 24/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

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Never enough

By Discostu80 - 06/06/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML

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You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 114

Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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Better call Saul

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 07:30

Today, my wife broke the TV during an argument with her mother, but it’s my fault because I "put the TV in such a stupid place" so I should pay for a new one. Anyone know any good divorce lawyers? Stick the number in the comments, I’m so done with her bullshit and her crazy family of assholes. FML

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Dr Phil

By Anonymous - 11/08/2024 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was in a crowded elevator and, like any sane person, eavesdropped on the couple in front of me. The guy was breaking up with his girlfriend, and she was crying. As they got off, I patted her on the back and said, "You can do better, honey." It wasn’t until the doors closed that I realized I had just encouraged my boss's wife to leave him. FML

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You deserved it 533

NeverShoutDana 13

Friday 1 July 2011 18:42

Revenge? When a weight watchers commercial comes on, turn up the volume and give her a look..

StevenJ94 1

Friday 1 July 2011 18:39

Take the hint...

Comments

ThaHero 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:50

Foreshadowing.... dun dun dun.....

everybodyluvsMEN 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:49

Foreshadowing? What are you, my english teacher?!

brandonlee54 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:51

dude that totally sucks

Playful1985 9

Friday 1 July 2011 19:58

1) marriage isn't sacred, it's a lifestyle choice. It's like saying "God wants all people to be vegan as a sacred covenant because Adam and Eve didnt eat animals." whatever! Live your life. 2) 1 in 3 people have mental illness. That's why the divorce rate is so high.

spartan522114 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:43

1 in 3 people do not have a mental illness.

j_cat187 19

Friday 1 July 2011 22:11

I was told that 50%of America is retarded

WallyTheWombat 0

Friday 1 July 2011 23:13

I'm part of the other 40% (relax it's a joke)

Playful1985 9

Friday 1 July 2011 20:00

I feel for OP though! If she doesn't realize how much it hurt your feelings, tell her she needs to communicate with you about what's going on and that behavior w/o an explanation was really rude.