Miscellaneous: Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that...

By keepmouthshut - 12/10/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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By Gary - 05/11/2023 01:02 - Ukraine

Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Lazy - 20/09/2009 12:03 - Australia

Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

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Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

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Monday 12 October 2009 9:37

You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..." Her: *death glare* You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"

RR05 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are ******* crazy!!

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White667 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:36

I always say the right answer, but in a sarcastic tone.

nanner6206 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 21:06

My husband does that, or answers yes without ever looking at me.

TomFantastic 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:39

Tell her you "almost" give a shit if she wants you to sleep on the couch

WowYouFailAtLife 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:01

Deserved. You should know that women hate "almosts" and "a lot likes." bad move, slick.

OverEnthusiast 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:01

I hate chicks like that. They give the rest of us a bad name. Tell that bitch if she doesn't want to sleep next to you SHE can sleep on the damn couch. You didn't do anything wrong, and if she has a problem she can deal with it herself. Although, if you insist on staying with her, next time just stick with "beautiful". Can't really go wrong with that as long as you sound sincere. Unless she really is crazy.

nanner6206 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 21:34

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ico2 2

Monday 12 October 2009 16:11

YDI for marrying such a person.

Live_And_Let_Liv 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:32

LMAO!! She sounds so full of herself

hogermite 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:45

I can't believe all the supermodel jealousy. all the fat, plain chicks are revealing their jealousy...yeah....Heidi klum is just gross....Tyra banks is on tv for her personality..."they look like aliens"?!? denial. they are better humans than you and they are probably in Milan right now hoovering coke off a male supermodel while you write on fml....and so do I. shit.

sexxxtacy 0

Monday 12 October 2009 21:58

haha. you speak the mother ******* truth.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 6:56

How the **** is Tyra Banks a better human than any of us? Have you seen the shit she's pulled on those poor girls on her shows? She's a complete ******* BITCH.