Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML - FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

willymurray 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

fail

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yoi55 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:19

hahaha...that sucks! My wife loves Glee, and I'm sure she would do the same thing if I weren't keeping tabs on her account lol

djnova11 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:23

who still buys songs? lol download them for free

heartsong21 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:37

Glee is an amazing show but seriously why pay for what can be downloaded for free...just saying

fayola 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:00

is there even that many? Jesus. Glee's good though, you should try it before you complain. :P

Lieto 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:02

My gf would do that as well. Luckily she doesnt have a credit card

fayola 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:03

The only person on glee who doesn't ruin songs is Darren Criss. Fact.

jabfinch 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:06

smack her call and get a refund

quite_bored 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:16

Dad?

Plasmaxyz 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:21

Who even buys songs anymore?

kat_95 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:29

firstly: it's glee so at least she has good taste secondly: as long as she paid for it, it doesn't really matter thirdly; how the hell is this an fml?

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