By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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jlperry31 10

my friend bought me a pack of cigs when I had quit already for a few days. she said she couldnt afford to get me the patches. HELLO. I didn't ask for u to buy me a patch and I why would u bring me a pack of cigs when. I was quitting. just bc u want a smoke buddy on break at work

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AScic1 3

normal guys need to get it. i feel for ya.

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TraceCase_ 19

256- Great news! Weezy's been out for a while now

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trick619 0

sounds to me like she's just craving something to suck and blow

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denvan 0

Go take that blow updoll out and get to work on it

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ciarafox9 9

I meant giving up smoking is hard if u are heavily addicted!

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diabian 9

tell her to smoke you onstead.. only it will be swallowed rather than inhaled.

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WOGBRO 6

Instead of smoking She could smoke ur dick.

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LifeSucksbtw 0

haha 118 agreed smoking does nothing for you it's just bad for you. were as at least with cannabis it makes you feel high ;) if anybody brings up that marijuana is bad. then I'm leaving lol I hate those arguments and avoid those flame wars

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