By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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NickNarvaez92 0

im so sorry, i def think she should start smoking a.s.a.p. for your sake.

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hcovballer247 0

Well doesn't your life suck..

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vettle 6

it's only for a little bit. suck it up Shes doing a good thing! maybe ydi

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NCR 0

Well after sex give her something to put in her mouth....

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RavenDesired 10

I doubt she will keep that up for long, yknow, cause people love sex and shiz. But hey, if she does, sucks to be you. FYL.

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chosha_fml 26

Yeah, but after she is healthier and has better cardio-vascular fitness, the sex will return and be even better.

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C6Racer 0

Ostentatious Pornography

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