By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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joshosh420 2

you dont understand cause you dont smoke. shes actually right.

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craZgal321 6

then let her smoke again if u want ur sex back

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ijrnelson 0

she's having an affair with her fitness instructor. think about it! :p

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dez63 9

good for her, sucks for you. I guess it's time to get your blowup doll Isis out of the closet. married with children reference

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junoemilymae 6

well on the bright side... oh wait, just kidding, there is no bright side.

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Cenobyte 10

Don't worry. It won't be long before she will be wanting sex again. Be patient and try to be supportive. Quitting smoking is really difficult.

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ThankfullyNotYou 1

I don't believe this. Sounds like just a poor excuse to stay away from you. Are you the one that told her to quit smoking? She could be withholding sex from you as a punishment for not letting her smoke. Talk it out and don't sit on the internet looking for answers that can only come from your wife. Get it fixed because a sexless marriage is plain hell.

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