By sexisdead - 31/07/2016 17:16

Today, my wife discovered Cosmopolitan magazine, and now only wants to have sex if I agree to try some of their sex tips. I fear for my genitals. FML
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doemetoch 28

As a woman who doesn't read Cosmopolitan, I have to ask: what on earth do they give as sex tips that you need to have this fear?

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Kakapo4Ever 11

Let's be honest OP, this could be worse..

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I'm more concerned that your wife is just now "discovering" Cosmo. I understand not being a reader but you make it sound like she's never heard of it. Has she been living under a rock? How old is she?

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Sj1147 12

Good luck OP, if you really are scared talk to her about it.

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demix_fml 32

How about you just try it, she is obviously trying to spice things up a bit, which she maybe she needs.

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LevelupKid 8

"13 sex moves that will blow his mind and destroy his penis."

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TheNewGuy03 28

Unless she's asking you to contort or something, I'd say **** it (literally) and give her suggestions a try. However, I do believe she shouldn't use Cosmo as some sort of Bible for sex.

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Lalala579121 27

If anyone actually called it the bible of sex I would just point them to the book known as the Kama Sutra.

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TheNewGuy03 28

The Kama Sutra would certainly be more apt than anything Cosmo has to offer. I have thumbed through a few copies here and there throughout my life, and most of it had me thinking, "Are they ******* serious?"

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NeneJPhilly 8

Cosmo is a magazine for the sociopathic. They have some really messed up advice but I do believe in trying almost anything once. You never know; they could surprise you. Try out what you're comfortable with & explain to your wife that Karma Sutra is also a good go to.

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fallrain 4

Sociopathic, so true. They give some pretty sick advice sometimes.

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ronbach 8

except that its supposedly ok for women to read cosmo but god forbid I grab a penthouse or a maxim because thats cheating. FYI I read maxim for the articles. lol.

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UrinatingPandas 12

It's never too bad to get experimental try to have fun

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HollyQuinn 21

It's just Cosmo, hardly the epitome of dirty, gritty sex.

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ZaiopePerSe 15

dirty, gritty isn't necessarily a bad ghing. most Cosmo's writers seem to think sex is all about how to make a man never take pleasure in sex ever again

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