By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:51 - United States

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Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
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Nemesis2747 4

FYL, tell her to put on a big vacation slideshow and slip in the recovered pictures.

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Elizabobble 0

That's terrible. What a *****-ish act.

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Mamu1977 0

Take the high road: DNA tests for your son, initiate divorce proceedings with a decent attorney, transfer as much of your assets to trusted friends as possible. If the pictures of the man are clear enough, print off a few shots and engage the services of a private detective. If/When he is found, take his information and give it to your attorney. On the day that the papers are supposed to be delivered, take the day off from work. If she's working, convince her to take a day off as well. For the entire morning (or until the server arrives), treat her like the most beautiful woman in the world. When you hear the doorbell ring, flirt with her and tease her into walking with you to the door (if possible, naked). Let the server in. Allow the server to see her naked body. Tell her that you've allowed fewer women to see you naked than she's allowed men to see her naked, let the server hand over the papers, let her know that her lover is going to be a witness in the case, then leave. *DO NOT!*- Add the pictures to a family-viewed slideshow Post her pictures on a "cheaters" or "hotwife" website Aggressively confront her on her betrayal As much as it would feel cool to embarrass her, all of those acts will make you look like the bad guy. If you want to win the case, you're better off acting like an adult. Exception-If your wife is better in bed than she was before, and the kid is yours, she may just be a bit "experimentive". Check for condom usage and then act accordingly, because a "lady in the streets, freak under the sheets" woman is hard to find. There's no point in getting butthurt if she's taking care of the home and meeting your needs, but still finds herself feeling "peckish for pecker". You could be enjoying a threesome in a week's time if you play your cards right.

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Don_fml 0

DNA tests for his son would be entirely meaningless. Once you sign your name to a document agreeing that child is yours (like the Birth Certificate) neither heaven nor hell will change that. He will be responsible for that child REGARDLESS of the child's paternity simply because he agreed he was. If you're ever in doubt (this is for everybody) about the paternity of a child, get a DNA test BEFORE you sign the birth certificate.

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c_alan_zoppa 0

Unless your camera has something analogous to a Trash Folder, this is physically impossible without six months and an electron microscope. That's not how solid state memory works. When you're making things up come up with something better.

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Exiled_fml 0

I think ALL cameras have a trash folder? I've been able to recover deleted files, no problem. I've run Rescue PRO on the memory cards from several cameras I've owned.

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abbrev 0

It is not physically impossible. When a file is deleted, it is only marked as "deleted"* so it doesn't show up when you look in the directory. The file content is not actually erased**, and you can use file un-deletion software to find these files and unmark them as "deleted" so they can be viewed again. * Note 1: The FAT32 file system most commonly used on flash memory simply replaces the first character of the filename with a special character (0xE5) that indicates that the file is deleted. This is why the classic "UNDELETE" command in MS-DOS would ask the user what the original first character of the filename was when it found a deleted file. ** Note 2: The storage space on the disk or card that was occupied by a deleted file might be overwritten eventually by new files, but that obviously wasn't the case in this FML.

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perfectwinds 0

You should post them up online and pretend like you found them, like that the other guy posted them. Like happen upon them when she's around, so she gets pissed off and ends up with NOBODY.

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highonlife77 0

#2, **** YOU. Dude divorce her bitch ass

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jeffy_lima 0

thats horrible. just dont ruin the kids life. play hey Jude to him. dont use him to get back at her cus then your no better than her

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livingdeath 0

**** your wife so hard that she loses the ability to cheat on you. Oh yeah. Why the hell would she take pics? I know she deleted them (not very well) but still...

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