Intimacy: Fooling around

Fooling around

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I thought it was a great idea to go off into a park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park. Meanwhile, a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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Sounds neat

By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

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You deserved it 65 057

By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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You deserved it 15 619

Jimboom 11

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:20

What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around? Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

heyyou1203 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:04

ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

Comments

heyyou1203 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:04

silvermoonstar3 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:27

They aren't stupid punks. What's stupid is stripping in public. It's even more stupid, to then leave your clothes and not pay attention so someone can notice and take them. Next time, go to a nude beach, or stay inside. I hope you got arrested, dumbass!

spoo 24

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:18

FYL, im glad you took a chance to enjoy life beyond the prudes hitting YDI

lazorzpewpew 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:25

People like silvermoonstar3 is the reason we can't have nice things. :(

Icalasari 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:53

I thought the reason was people who sue over trivial things? D:

StarElise 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 11:57

#46 - i completely agree : )

Pinkolulooo 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:16

Hahahahaha FAVOURITE xD

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 11 August 2012 7:29

Just imagine if there clothes were just misplaced..LOL!

Nemesis2747 4

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:05

Had some fun though didnt ya?

fill_luvs_choc 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:06

ha ha ha! soudns better than a movie! dnt get why u didnt just run home or somes thing, take a back street insted of going RIGHT into town? still sucks to be you!

Battledog5006 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:19

YDI dont go into public when drunk

patrickhb 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:38

Ever heard of bars, clubs, pubs? Are you seriously saying you shouldn't drink in public?

SirAwesome 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:29

I remember when I was 12 years old too.

JazzHandsFML 28

Friday 10 April 2015 20:38

don't go into a park drunk then bang really

Jimboom 11

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:20

What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around? Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

lazorzpewpew 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:27

I believe "fooling around" is a lot more fun without clothes... no, it really is ;)

Seti_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:23

at least you had someone to walk back with. It makes it not quite as bad! still i hate people who steal shit

regalarius 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:39

I agree -- at least neither of you were alone, that would have been more embarrassing!

akiro525 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:25

its one of those things you have to di before you die.

asb1234561 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:31

Unless you got married while you were drunk you are unholy in the eyes of the lord and you shall be punished by eternal hellfire. YDI.

divineinstrument 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:55

Bring it on! Plus, heaven sounds kinda dull really. Sitting around in the clouds for all eternity praising God? Er no thanks. I'm going to the Fourth Circle of Hell where you spend all of eternity fighting people that are just as angry as you.

olisykes_ 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:58

Ok #9 People like you really need to stop commenting on forums like these. It really depresses me when people convey how easily brain-washed and narrow minded they are. People like you. **** off please.

cheesefest 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:52

I'm still trying to figure out whether Douchius Maximus (#9) up here is joking or not...

posampo 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:03

well according to southpark heaven is full of mormons, give me hell anyday

ZuRG_fml 7

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:24

Please do not feed the troll.

MrKrypt 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:21

Premarital sex ftw

genius_man16 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:23

#27 has the right idea 4th level of hell FOR THE ******* WIN and premarital sex is indeed for the win

divineinstrument 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:37

I'll see you there then!

Jade333_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:45

nicely put

thestash 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:01

your an ass **** go shove a ***** up your narrow minded church going ass

lazorzpewpew 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:32

It seems that outside of ZuRG, the rest of the responders to #9 are left completely out of the loop. Repent, my children and embrace the werd of Lord!