Health: Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave...

By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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By fiddlercrab - 10/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML

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By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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By HelloDrMeAgain - 24/12/2016 14:45

Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - 10/10/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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The bed is lava

By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML

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By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML

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By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

hippiechick96 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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knelson19 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 6:14

Poor thing! F her life, OP. Ypu've just got to play sitter.

Yesi15 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:51

W T F :O

tlccarino 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 9:14

I have seven kidney stones, why can't I get the same drugs she is on?

Metalguitar30 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:20

that is awesome.

gozar_fml 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 11:03

F the couch's life!

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 13:55

You're both idiots, plain and simple.

Kez1181 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 13:59

For what it's worth codeine can make you hallucinate so it wasn't necessarily an illegal pill

Cwfml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 14:54

Well at leasts she only tried to pee on the couch.

bubbarific 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:04

HOLY SHIT u got a woman to drop her pants wit those pills!!!?!! I want sum of tht shit!

thegoogler 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:40

I need those meds

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