By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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DocBastard 38

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

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hippiechick96 3

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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emotive_fml 0

I'm just a bit confused... Where does it say, in the FML, that the OP gave her Vicoden? OP: This is kinda funny, but you should watch what you give her. She could have had an allergic reaction. Unless you already knew she would be ok... That she wouldn't have an allergic reaction. I remain undecided about either FYL or YDI. But I hope she feels better.. Kidney stones suck.

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emotive_fml 0

I can't believe I didn't think about that. So thanks... I think. I was just wondering. I read that comment and it threw me off a bit. Although, it's hard to keep up with some comments and such. There is too much guess work involved.

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RedPillSucks 31

It was Vicodin mixed with Ambien

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glitchedgamer 0

Did you buy them from a hobo?

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Chanchilla 0

PILLS HERE. TAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNKKK!!!11one

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perdix 29

It's a good time to bring in the girlfriend and bone her right there. When the wife confronts you, convince her it was just a hallucination. Who thinks roofies are good for pain relief?

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mexipunker 0

(Runs outta closet naked)"I looove acid"

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FairyTales_fml 6

try peppermint tea... it's helps without side effects.

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gigilvrs6 0

Hey you're the one that gave her the pills.

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