By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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DocBastard 38

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

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hippiechick96 3

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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xX504DBXx 0

you gave her the good shit. what were you thinking. be greedy.

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gigglebritches 0

Sounds more like an f her life considering your not the one with kidney stones.

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mike3775 35

probably wasnt a new stone but one they were not worried about last time. I have 5 kidney stones right now, but they are not bothering me so they won't do anything for them. Never seen a reaction to Vicoden like that before though, you sure thats what you gave her?

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spanelli 16

*Vicodin. Sorry, it was bothering me.

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emotive_fml 0

Crap.. I spelled it wrong too. I hate that.

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dacho 7

You gave her "some pills". Wow, HUSBAND OF THE YEAR, EVERYONE.

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alexiiiiis09 0

LMAO "HOLY SHI* did you just see that flying unicorn?!? THEY'RE AFTER ME!"

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DakotaCat 4

Spray her with a water bottle

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CallMeHush 0

Since when is dropping acid the prescribed treatment for kidney stones?

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