Health: Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave...

By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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By fiddlercrab - 10/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML

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By kidneystoner - 14/10/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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By HelloDrMeAgain - 24/12/2016 14:45

Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - 10/10/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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The bed is lava

By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML

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By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML

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By Lorus - 23/08/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML

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Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

hippiechick96 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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K2Phresh 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 8:51

lmaooooooooo das hilarious

Kelsiewspot 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:48

that just made my day! Hilair!!!!

lolyoumadbrah 0

Friday 24 December 2010 3:01

that's great lol

DeanaGirl 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 9:20

U sure it was pills and not those roofies you were saving for that girl at the bar?

EriccaLuv 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:32

hahahaha what did you give her....acid tablets?

cynicalprincess 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 7:37

Isn`t this HER fml?

laurieloulou 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:46

haha that is a funny situation!

FinalBau55 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:20

You forgot to mention she was 4 years old

e_and_b 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:32

This is her fml, by proxy. If she is hallucinating and trying to pee on the coach, I do not think she is in a condition to submit an FML.

pplkillr 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:35

whatever she's on, i'll take two of 'em!

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