By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 04:02 - United States - Portland

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 134
You deserved it 3 697

Same thing different taste

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Did he say he was a prince from Nigeria too?

iPixelCheese 19

No offense, but your wife is a dumbass. And wasn't there another FML where the mom was about to send 1400 dollars to a church, and the pastor was Herp McDerpington. Unlike that story, it's too late, I am sorry OP

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I'm really hoping this is a troll.... because if not, you really need to find a new wife...

foxmatrix15 8

Will you have enough for the divorce?

Why would he divorce his wife for being gullible??? I don't understand why people jump to a separation every time there's some sort of conflict between a couple..

CrazyJolteon 0

23 THE WIFE JUST THREW AWAY A KIDS COLLEGE FUND THATS A LOT OF ******* MONEY

In this case, this kind of stupidity is dangerous to the welfare of the family, so a divorce would be understandable.

Tbh, in this case, I think it was a joke

sempisaviour 17

To 19... If she willingly gave money to someone with a suspicious name like that and didn't think twice what's the point?

I would divorce someone like that in a heartbeat.

foxmatrix15 8

Will she have enough for the divorce?

This should be more along the lines of **** your son's life.

Obviously she shouldn't have that kind of access to your finances.

I laughed so ****** hard at this. My sympathies dude

cmarksjr 16

Apparently she should have went to college...

1dvs_bstd 41

gone* the irony.. it's delicious.

They don't teach common sense in college.

Why? Because she's not the sharpest tool in the shed? Yeah, she messed up and was pretty gullible to do what she did, however that doesn't mean that OP should leave her. Maybe he should make that decision, not you.

BlockOfRedStone 25

It sounds a lot more serious to me than something that can be excused with "she's just not the sharpest tool in the shed". Now her son might not be able to go to college at all which could very well drastically change the course of his life in a very unwanted way.

So he should leave her for that?? I completely understand what you are saying about the son, however there are Financial Aid, Grants, Loans, and Scholarships that he can easily apply for.

Not when you're above a certain income.

He fell for it? With a name like that you have to be kidding

The last time I checked, Wife means a Woman!!! Just sayin!!!!!

Misread the FML...again...not just going to say I missed the 's' or I had an autocorrect...

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

With respect, while your talking of stupidity, SHE fell for it, not he.

Fyl for picking a stupid bitch to marry

Just because his wife is stupid doesn't make her a bitch

2nd 20

Giving away a college fund does.

more like YDI for marrying her in the first place! don't say you didn't know she had a propensity to be stupid and gullible.