By Barrel - 05/02/2009 07:57 - United States

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Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

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FatherofTime87 18

On the bright side you have all the evidence you need for your divorce

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agentlilye 10

Well u havnt had sex in two years...

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CarlosDanger 12

You haven't had sex in two years and you are surprised? You are not that bright.

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Solano2580 24

You have the perfect evidence now all you need is the perfect lawyer and you can demolish her in the divorce case

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barksdalescott 11

When you were writing this did you forget that phones have greetings, and there's no way anyone in that situation could've passed over hearing either your name/personal greeting or at the very least your phone number?

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charluk 10

take the voicemail into court and divorce her cheating ass.

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T1A2Z3 34

Maybe she just went to a cool new place with her super cool friend Alex?

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