By Barrel - 05/02/2009 07:57 - United States

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Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

yeah ydi. after two years anyone would expect her to cheat.

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ChiefLancaster 0

Hey Alex, Oh I mean Rob,, ditch that bitch,,, that is the only answer,, First write her back with a email the same as she sent you,, only to another woman's name,,

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PiperWoods 0

my parent have gone waaaaay longer than 2. like... since my sister was born all of it stopped. anyways divorce ur wife. let gonof something not worth holding on to

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Sigel 0

She denies you sex for two years to screw someone else? Divorce her.

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bonnibrown 0

well you haven't had sex for 2 years she went out to get action and as for you , find help it's not normal not to have sex for 2 years

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NoFatAssOnaStick 0

YDI for not having sex with her in 2 years.

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LiznessMonster 9

Rob never said it was his fault that they haven't had sex in two years.

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just_sayin_81 4

give the message to your lawyer & get a divorce! she won't get a penny....*****

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