By Barrel - 05/02/2009 07:57 - United States

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Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

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robotiick 12

sleep wit her sister best way lol

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MIAMIDJ 0

hahahah you are the reason I signed up for fml I hope you feel special

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Rainbowface 2

Omg you deserved it i would've talked about divorced after six months of no sex.not two years that's pathetic

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SupaDupaMouse 2

Make a fake voicemail of what a great night like she did ( maybe even her best friends name) and state that she is much better then your wife and if she gets mad play her the voicemail she left for alex

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kiwi2715 0

That is to funny! My ex name is Rob and my current boyfriend is an Alex. Alex is much better, in every way possible, then Rob. Must be an Alex versus Rob thing.

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IHaveMyMoments 0

ROFLMAO!!! Now ask if she's been cheating on u and if she says no then play the voicemail and be like, "Then who the **** is Alex?." :D

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