By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

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UberNova 18

**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

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rosetad200 6

A 28-year-old man should not be playing video games on his Xbox in the first place! Good for her! For treating you like a child that you are

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FallenStar06 5

Seriously?? People of all ages play video games. I'm 28 and my husband is 31 and we like to play video games. It doesn't make us children, it's just something we like to do. My mother, who is in her 50s, plays on her Wii. My father, also in his 50s, likes to play games on his computer. It has nothing to do with your mentality; it's just something a lot of people like to do.

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tigilly 14

Damn OP, you're whipped like Willow Smith's hair.

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mariab2898 13

That's kinda ridiculous. Her. Not you.

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Sitting_Ducki 8

Ask her what you get when she wants stuff?

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archos58 10

kindly but firmly point out that you are not her child, do not answer to her, and will allocate your time as you see fit.

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austx 3

Grow a pair of balls, Man!!!

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angel80_fml 2

How old ARE you ? She's your wife...not your mommy ! Seems a bit strange she feels the need to control your gaming time. My 15 year old gets weekends only.

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