By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

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UberNova 18

**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

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Dawnstempest 17

@85, @95, @132 Wow... And here I thought women like you were a dying breed. Glad to see there are still some out there. I never understood how people could just take over the others life. A relationship is about commitment and equality. As long as you spend enough time together, you should also be entitled to alone time if you want it. After all, you didn't marry so that you could never EVER be alone again. Or be forced to give up all your hobbies and free time. If someone is that controlling, it isn't a relationship.

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bzakly 3

You're 28. If you want to play video games, do it. Conversely, if you get divorced because your wife can't stand you acting like a child, well, that's her choice.

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Dawnstempest 17

I guess I missed the part about marriage being a slave contract. I'm still at the part where it's about equality and love. If she treats you like that it isn't love. So either talk with her about it, or divorce her and find someone better. To everyone who thinks this is okay how would you feel if it was reversed? A woman wants to do x so her husband demands she pay him for her hobby and does chores in order to gain access to it. Doesn't sound very fair does it?

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blueknight1st 26

So let her get pissed. She doesn't control you.

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AlexTay 6

Dude if she stops you from gaming you need to do 1 of 2 things, 1. Get really rich and pay her off. Or 2. Divorce, id go with #2, i despritly need a gf, but no woman is going to get in the way of my gaming

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hunts19ketchup 23

Yes, because gaming>having a relationship with a woman. Somehow I'm not that surprised that you desperately need a girlfriend...

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FallenStar06 5

My husband games quite a bit and I have no problems with it. The problem isn't that he's putting gaming in front of a relationship, the problem is he hasn't found anyone who has accepted that he likes to game. My husband is able to game yet he's also a wonderful husband who cleans the house, cooks, and spends time with me along with being an amazing father to our children. One problem is that a lot of women these days thinks the relationship should be all about them and any gaming time is taking away attention from them. (Not all, but a lot women.) There needs to be a good balance of gaming (or whatever other hobby a person has) and spending time with their significant other. And what that balance looks like depends on the couple.

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lbanks_fml 10

Dude.....turn in your man card immediately. Your whipped in the worst way. You aren't aware of it. Have you EVER looked between your legs, in the groin area..?? Anything?? Yep-- a Gurl!!

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blargblah 12

Dammit man, act like you got a pair.

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Foxiferous 6

Screw these comments, this is the same as the sex-chart. You either need to man up and talk with your wife. Or goddamn get off the games and do some shit around the house without requiring a supervisor. You're 28. Either we need more background or you need to stfu.

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