By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

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UberNova 18

**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

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LkmEmma9812 5

I day ydi for still living with her at 28

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graphicstyle7 17

Sounds like a very, very controlling lady. Go see a marriage counselor together, please.

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amarzu 2

You need to man the **** up dude. If you are working and contributing to the income, she has no business telling you when you can and can't do shit.

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KingreX32 21

the moral of the story..........dont get married.

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SavingForYears 9

A Marriage can't work if you keep scores. You know,both husband and wife,being equal,and sharing everything equally...You know crap like that. At Least you should stand up for yourself.

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WifeOfTito30 6

The TRUTH is, ALL Tito30 does is play with his 3DS and iPhone. I have no complaints, I get to read or watch anything I want on tv. If he would have sex more than twice per month, my life would be perfect.

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shebtrue 6

smart woman! in my view being a wife of a 31 year old who is addicted to GTA, I know why she did that because if your going to play a game for a few hours that Is a few hours we get ignored. so if I'm going to be ignored can I at least get some money to play with or help my ass around the house so that when u r playing I can actually relax or go shopping lol

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conflictedebola 20

Hi, I'm a 21 year old woman who's been in a relationship with my fiance for 4 years. Video games are his passion, and he loves to play them in his not-so-often spare time. Do you want to know why I don't feel ignored or obliged to have him make it up to me? Because I throw some popcorn in the microwave, ready a liter of Dr. Pepper, sit next to him on the couch, and call him an idiot whenever he kills himself with fall damage in Skyrim/Fallout/whatever we're invested in at the time. There is no reason that two people who are invested in each other's lives feel the need to take priority over the things their partner enjoys instead of bonding with them on it. And there is ABSOLUTELY no reason that someone should feel the need to control that aspect of their partner's life unless it's a severe case of lack of communication/intimacy in the relationship. In which case, you communicate like adults instead of treating each other like 8 year olds.

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Baller_Bob 17

How the **** is a phone anything like an Xbox?

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Solano2580 24

Make her a chart that says that the only way you'll do favors and give money to her is if she either gives game time or gets rid of the chart and swears not to make another, then do the same

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