By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

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UberNova 18

**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

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Lrigglez 7

Maybe you should spend more time with her instead of playing video games all the time. She might even drop the whole system if you only play for an hour or two a day.

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domolovesyoshi 33

As a woman who games this disturbs me, is Pinterest giving all these women ideas on how to control their man

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rec_chem 22

You deserve it for letting your wife tell you how to live and when you're allowed to play games. Grow a pair. Seriously, who is she to decide when you get to do the things you enjoy?

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chosha_fml 26

28 years old and WHIPPED. Whipped like cream.

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Iguanadon 14

That's ridiculous OP. I apologise on behalf of my gender

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Redvelvet16 11

I'm a wife. And never have I made my husband work for something he enjoys. The world now is ****** up and full of victims and cater-to-me bitches. Cannot stand American humanity today. It's truly pathetic.

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FallenStar06 5

As a married woman myself, my advice is to tell her you're her HUSBAND, not her child. You guys are equals. If she can't respect you then she doesn't love you. From this FML it sounds like all she cares about is money and what you can do for her so she can get her way. If her attitude doesn't change you should split. That's not a marriage.

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