Gamers and Love: Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either...

By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 9 761

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 04:00

Today, my wife refuses to let me play my Xbox, except at the weekends, because it’s "a childish waste of time" and "we need to spend more time together", yet when we’re together she has no problem spending hours on games on her phone. No, she does not see the irony in this either. FML

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You deserved it 218

Modern bonding

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 22:00

Today, my wife is mad at me because she claims I don’t spend any time bonding with her son. It’s as though she refuses to understand that just because we are in different rooms, on separate PlayStations, doesn’t mean we’re not playing the same game, and talking through headphones for hours at a time. FML

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You deserved it 223

By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

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Mind reader

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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You deserved it 128

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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You deserved it 4 491

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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You deserved it 4 477

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 125

Shady dealings

By CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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You deserved it 113

Anger management

By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

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You deserved it 100

They targeted gamers

By DSK - 09/01/2023 15:00

Today, my girlfriend once again insisted that she didn't have a problem with my gaming. Considering that every day I find my PC desk covered in junk, and all my consoles disconnected, somehow I don't think she's telling the truth. FML

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You deserved it 311

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:29

Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

UberNova 18

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:31

**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

Comments

jerryj 27

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:32

She sounds quite controlling. You're old enough to decide on playing video games. Maybe just don't overdo it ;)

bigwiensch 15

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:32

don't get whipped

differentshades 5

Saturday 8 November 2014 16:53

He already is lol

FezzesAreCool 18

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:32

Why is everyone's wife suddenly making theses charts?

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 11 December 2013 0:31

I don't know but I feel like for once in my life I'm glad I'm single

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 11 December 2013 3:12

to get on FML.

zeldagirl77 7

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:32

I would just play xbox anyway, or whatever games you play.

olpally 32

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:33

She sounds like the chart and chores wife. Haha, she wouldn't be mad if she didn't enforce the rules. You're not 10 years old anymore! Stand up for yourself! Or just play the damn games and tell her to stop treating you like a child.

harinakshi 4

Wednesday 11 December 2013 2:54

I don't even make my 10 year old work off a chart for game privileges!

snackswell37 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:34

You pussy

BrownSuspenders 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:34

let the controlling begin!

kissifur82 2

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:34

Is there something she likes to do, that you can make a chart for? Tit for tat!

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 10 December 2013 23:35

OP: *Makes a call* "Hello, this is-" Wife: "I KNOW YOU'RE PLAYING XBOX AGAIN!!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!!" OP: "I'm just making a phone call." Wife: "LIES!!!"