By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Did she also make a sex rewards chart?

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UberNova 18

**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.

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Alastor13X 8

Divorce is expensive, but you can't put a price on your happiness.

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maxman217 7

she's your wife not your mother, you need to tell her that in very very clear terms, if she can't handle that fact, she needs to go.

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betterdaysahead 14

grow a pair of balls man really do you work and play bills if so make a shopping chart for her then

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strawberrywine22 30

Daaaamn you guys have some psycho wives...my husband games as much as he wants, as long as I get one night a week for snuggles and movies.

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LtBoom 13

Sounds like it's time to strap on some balls and take control of your life. Put your ******' foot down and remind her she ain't your mom, you're a grown ass man and can play games whenever you damn well please. Good luck on your journey to becoming un-whipped. its a tough one.

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BriCx 8

If a guy did that to a girl, feminists would scream "Abuse Relationship!" Talk about a double standard.

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JustinRanford99 3

Are you kidding me? **** that system OP. Do what you want. Im so dam sick of women controlling men these days and men letting it happen. Not enough men have the balls to stand up to their wives and tell them who`s in charge. OP tell ur wife ur not following that system, and if she does not like it, it`s her problem.

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Dark_Stream 29

YDI. You are very lucky you still have a wife who's willing to keep working on your marriage. If you want to act like a game obsessed teenager, instead of a married adult, you can expect to get treated like one. You crossed a line. Suck it up, and try to get back in your wife's good graces. If you don't you're likely to end up back in your parent's basement.

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cryssycakesx3 22

is this serious? he's a grown man, he can spend his free time however he wants. he can play with dolls if he damn well pleases. no. no lines were crossed. she's capitalizing on his hobby. I hate those "oh so hip gamers" as much as the next person but he can do what he wants. using his games to get money isn't "saving the marriage." quite the opposite actually. she's not telling him "you play too much, pay more attention to me and the house." she's actually not limiting his time at all so that's obviously not the problem, she's just using it for her gain. would it be fair if he says to her "you shop too much, but if you suck me off it's OK."?

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luckyone365 7

Sounds like grounds for divorce. Life is too short to let some bitch treat you like you're her child. I presume that's why you moved out of your mother's house. So you can live by your own rules.

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