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He left out the part where it was her birthday last month or something, and he didn't get her anything, so this is her revenge! Lmao
are you sure she didn't buy this for herself by any chance? or maybe she was just trying to be troll on your birthday
Yeah but she likes wine and since you share everything (what's yours is mine) you can share your thoughtful gift with her :)
And make it double.
Kind of like buying her a vacuum, even though you know she doesn't like housework?
More like happy birthday to her. I hate it when people intentionally give things that the recipient hates as gifts as an excuse for them to use it.
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This is probably for her! For her birthday buy lots of beer! and maybe go to a football game!!
Well don't wine about it