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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

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Keep quiet

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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By Ari - 16/01/2013 06:36

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 22:05 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I gave my wife a £55 gin Advent calendar. She gave me a £1 one with chocolates i don't like. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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Inappropriate crush

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 17:00

Today, a week after my 10-year anniversary, I realized I've somehow been roped into hosting my husband's crush's birthday party with all their friends. My gift to myself was a $60 bottle of whiskey that won't arrive in time to help me with my debilitating social anxiety. FML

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They're all yours

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML

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By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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By thechimpchapter - 31/12/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:39

This is probably for her! For her birthday buy lots of beer! and maybe go to a football game!!

Crawyz 11

Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:53

Well don't wine about it

Comments

NYGiants1925 22

Tuesday 23 February 2016 19:47

I'm assuming she likes wine

17_love 10

Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:05

happy anniversary?

mld4657 28

Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:10

true love at its finest

GrumpyGrinch 23

Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:39

It was on sale!

Lunchy306 8

Tuesday 23 February 2016 21:27

apparently she does and she's trying to entice you to broaden your pallette.

shortipanda 4

Tuesday 23 February 2016 21:36

no whining! jk. go buy yourself some good beer!

playwfire 5

Tuesday 23 February 2016 22:56

lol

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 23 February 2016 23:53

You may not like wine. But I bet she does.

srich83 5

Wednesday 24 February 2016 0:12

Its not really for you.

laurellkawes 31

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:03

So, she really bought a present for herself, but just acted like it was for you.

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