By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML
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914smv 18

This is probably for her! For her birthday buy lots of beer! and maybe go to a football game!!

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xn3x 10

What did you do to upset her? Get her a nice new set of wheels for her birthday... Just make sure they only fit your car.

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kaitb1103 23

Hint hint ;) maybe she feels like you don't give her enough gifts, or maybe you forgot your anniversary, birthday, etc?

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Goblin182 26

Buy her some tools.

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confused_wandere 26

Plot twist: his wife is a carpenter and that's the best thing he could buy her.

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CliffyB03 28

Would you like some cheese with that wine?

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Robert3242009 13

Happy Wife happy life

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hardcorepunk87 18

Maybe the real gift is when she drinks the present she bought herself she'll be all frisky later. Sexy time incoming!

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Sandman0351 13

its for the guy shes cheating on you with

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Branessa9611 14

For the next big event you two share, just nonchalantly buy her a bunch of your favorite stuff. See how she likes it.

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