By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

Spicy
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 873
You deserved it 5 678

Same thing different taste

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Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.

Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content

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toalysium 15

Your response should be packing her shit out the door. FYL

Bludmagnus 13

I would check to see if your area has divorce laws allowing you to make her life a living hell.

Aww! I hope that if I ever get married, my wife won't be like that.

FYL, definitely. But, usually the woman doesn't want to have sex only if it sucks real bad and/or the partner had really let himself go. Luckily, those are the things that are relatively easy repairable. Just saying...

Handjobs and ******** still count as foreplay, mate. You can still get off too. Besides, as a woman, I can almost guarantee that once you get her going, she'll change her tune.

Try not to be so bad. I've noticed people that whiny about lack of sex are (usually) those who only care to satisfy themselves and don't care about their partner. So no wonder you get no sex.

She's either cheating or is going to. Be very suspicious because clearly something isn't right.