By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
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heartlessagony 0

ouch...sorry that happened

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txdiva 0

#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!

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DJuan 0

how am I an idiot ? just becuz ur rich doesn't mean u have to show it. u can keep it under wraps for a while. and who ****** cares that they were married for four years. she married him for his money which obviously means she knew he was loaded bfor they tied the knot. and you can't fake bein poor. if ur broke u better have a good sense of humor.

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docinthemaking 0

Damn man this sucks. You should divorce her immidiately. I wonder will they still give her half your money if you told the court that reason you divorcing her is because she married you for your money and dont love you. I just hope you dont have any kids with her so after the divorce you dont have to deal with her any more.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I don't know the laws of Illinois but I can't imagine any court would require proof of love before assigning alimony.

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okieraider71 4

#19 wins--She understands life. If you didn't sign a pre-nup, then hire a drug dealer to make her "go on a vacation".

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blaaaaakely 0

I think you have drug dealers confused with hitmen :>

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FerrariCake 2

Yeah, but in this economy I'm sure many drug dealers are expanding their range of services.

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LtHoward 0

Damn I hate men/women like this. Wish people were more honest, sorry to hear that she lied to you for so long OP, get a divorce?

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berry24 0

shoud have got a prenup shit deal dude

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Cmc520 0

lol I agree with #8. wow that's messed up but I woulda said the same thing. does she feel the same way she did before she married u or does she really have feelings for u. if u didn't ask. it's a good idea

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mcss87 2

This is why I don't want to get married, either they **** you while your married, after your married, or both.....lol

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muffinsareyummy 1

So you didn't see any of the "gold digger" signs? Usually they're obvious.

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vjj 0

* ... OP = David Beckham? (Failed first time)

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corme_fml 0

This is the stuff you find out about a person while you're dating. YDI

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