Pranks, Cute and Miscellaneous: Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 23:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 16:30

Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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whackingsoup 9

Friday 1 March 2013 11:57

that is awesome!

alyspar2 5

Friday 1 March 2013 11:57

I know what I'm doing next time someone expects me to pack their lunch;)

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iwadasn 32

Friday 1 March 2013 13:32

You're a grown man. Seriously, pack your own lunch.

Ominn 6

Friday 1 March 2013 13:42

Oh no! His wife packs his lunch to be nice (or in this case pull an amusing prank)! BETTER CALL HIM A CHILD!

KainMoogle 21

Friday 1 March 2013 13:43

Did OP say he forced her to? Or that he even asked her to? For all we know she set it out as a surprise for OP

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Friday 1 March 2013 13:51

This was an episode of Family Guy. :/

darkmis1 17

Friday 1 March 2013 14:04

Is your name meg griffin?

beanthemouse 13

Friday 1 March 2013 14:06

If you forced her to pack it, YDI. You are not at school where mummy has to pack it. Unless she is a willing housewife, no woman should ever be forced to pack her little baby hubbys lunch. If you simply asked (due to you being too busy to do it) this not being a common occurrence and she took it the worng way, FYL. Fun joke: What do you call a man who makes sandwhich jokes? Single.

roloroelie 4

Friday 1 March 2013 14:08

FYL indeed, but it is kinda funny XD

greenie213 23

Friday 1 March 2013 14:15

Got mad at you for asking, but sill had enough time to make sandwiches, eat sandwiches, take photos, and print photos. Sounds a bit unreasonable.

curlstar 6

Friday 1 March 2013 14:25

Anyone seen Van Wilder? Yeah... at least it wasn't anything like THAT.

randomvisitor 6

Friday 1 March 2013 14:28

lol, instead of posting that here you should be out in a very expensive restaurant, than make a picture of the bill and her creditcard and mms it to her. Obviously the title to that pic would be: "next time you make me a sandwich"

nikkinurse 10

Friday 1 March 2013 14:37

Obviously she feels taken for granted- But how on earth did you not notice how light the lunch box was????

SiriusA 0

Friday 1 March 2013 14:43

Probably the funniest thing I have. Read all day

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