Pranks, Cute and Miscellaneous: Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 23:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 16:30

Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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whackingsoup 9

Friday 1 March 2013 11:57

that is awesome!

alyspar2 5

Friday 1 March 2013 11:57

I know what I'm doing next time someone expects me to pack their lunch;)

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cl4ptp 18

Friday 1 March 2013 18:27

That's probably a hint to make your own damn sandwiches for work.

NocturnalCro 14

Friday 1 March 2013 19:17

Send her a pair of panties and a picture of you eating the pussy of another woman.

fresh247 10

Friday 1 March 2013 20:18

at least u have something to "look" forward too

KayleeT 9

Friday 1 March 2013 20:26

Lol your wife has a sense of humor.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 1 March 2013 20:36

Someone feels unappreciated.

AliveLikeFire 7

Friday 1 March 2013 20:45

There's probably a reason for that. What's you do to piss her off?

brhu 5

Friday 1 March 2013 21:24

Sandwiches? Not sandwich? That seems a little excessive for lunch.

darkmis1 17

Friday 1 March 2013 21:28

I'm imagining a big business man going to work with a plastic superman lunchbox.

Neongreenme 8

Friday 1 March 2013 23:10

This is awesome!!!!! You have an awesome wife.

RicanGata91 7

Saturday 2 March 2013 0:39

What did you do to her?!? You probable deserved it!

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