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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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StinGer56 10

Friday 5 April 2013 23:13

People probably liked it because they know you are a police officer...

therealcheese 7

Friday 3 May 2013 5:34

Your wife is AWESOME

EvilManiac13 13

Sunday 26 May 2013 9:16

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!

Ayanpatel95 7

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:35

Maybe she wants to f u lol

Euronymous93 29

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:38

Hopefully she meant it in a kinky way.

fickmeintheass 2

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:03

She so horsy

doglover100 28

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:14

She's ******* the police.

countingstairs 16

Monday 5 May 2014 9:22

YDI for being a police officer. You suck ass. Bring in the down votes, Anarchist and proud.

brendejafulable 41

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:57

That's hilarious.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 October 2014 11:17

Leave a reply...see what that does

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