Miscellaneous: Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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TheThrasher_fml 0

Monday 9 April 2012 13:42

YDI for being a cop. I hope you ******* die you stupid pig.

Bemilu 4

Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:29

Yep, thats the joke..

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 23:34

**** the police. stop arresting high school kids for pot cuz you have nothin else to do and start arresting real criminals.

CallMeBloo 31

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:10

Yeah, my first thought was totally, "Uh....suggestion! Hello?!" I refuse to believe that your wife is that hateful or really, even, that dumb.

Cinephile_fml 0

Friday 20 July 2012 21:58

Well, technically she does.

bryan788 29

Tuesday 4 September 2012 6:12

ha ha did you cuff he and make her do what she said.

jroxursox1 10

Tuesday 25 September 2012 23:22

Maybe if you were to do your job and stop criticizing theirs you wouldn't have this problem. Cuz I'm pretty sure that your job description does not include police critic.

OceanBlueSea 12

Saturday 29 September 2012 2:00

Hangover 2, duh. It's a quote. Lol

aimegirl 5

Monday 12 November 2012 1:35

i believe that means she wants to f*ck you...

killa_abs 2

Sunday 13 January 2013 23:10

i see what she did there...

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