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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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joc5_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:39

people post stuped things like that

madgrinchhatter 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:45

So? She wants to **** the police. You are the police. 40 people like the fact that a married couple is doing the horizontal tango

minodino 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:49

Well, maybe she actually wanted to **** the police. Go find out!

StalinsHeir 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:01

Looks like someone's getting some tonight.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:15

awkward....

briannajm 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:27

Hahahahaha ... Sorry man .

afunnyterdcody 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:29

Funniestshit ever man u must be black

scuba113 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:24

Let the roll playing begin. You play the cop and she is the bad guy.

high_tower87 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:30

Dude. One brother to another... That's not cool. Serious chat with the wife time. Joke or not.

re1044 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:30

Looks like you have something to look forward to when you get home.

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