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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 18:00

Today, my wife got drunk and stopped for a pee against the wheel of a parked police car, with three coppers and a dog inside it. FML

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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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By BUSTED. - 01/12/2015 19:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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joc5_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:39

people post stuped things like that

madgrinchhatter 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:45

So? She wants to **** the police. You are the police. 40 people like the fact that a married couple is doing the horizontal tango

minodino 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:49

Well, maybe she actually wanted to **** the police. Go find out!

StalinsHeir 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:01

Looks like someone's getting some tonight.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:15

awkward....

briannajm 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:27

Hahahahaha ... Sorry man .

afunnyterdcody 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:29

Funniestshit ever man u must be black

scuba113 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:24

Let the roll playing begin. You play the cop and she is the bad guy.

high_tower87 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:30

Dude. One brother to another... That's not cool. Serious chat with the wife time. Joke or not.

re1044 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:30

Looks like you have something to look forward to when you get home.

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Still cute though.

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