Intimacy: Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms.... - FML

By StantheMan93 - 02/02/2015 23:59 - United States - Perrysburg

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Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 18:00

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Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

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Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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Top comments

RobinGoodfellow 47

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

LizetteBerenice 22

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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alexisrau 7

Tuesday 3 February 2015 21:50

A lot of you are saying to divorce her or to work it out, but honestly, you can't give any advice to him because you don't know the relationship at all in any level. Let OP figure it out himself. Him, and only him, will obviously know what's best for his relationship.

countrygirl09199 13

Tuesday 3 February 2015 22:32

Sounds like you married a great woman! At Least you know now tho!

apcsox 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 22:42

Them feels bro. My wife was stupid enough that they left the used condoms in the trash. Boy what a surprise when I scooped "her" cats shit that day and opened the barrel

Fr0gs 15

Tuesday 3 February 2015 22:49

Wait, you cant?

pris0027 19

Tuesday 3 February 2015 23:00

Dump her OP & Let that dumb ass have her.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 3 February 2015 23:27

Is this how you found out about her cheating? Calling a plumber?

elizabeth4166 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 23:27

Hold up, wife's boyfriend??!

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:14

He's being cheated on..

royceda510 10

Tuesday 3 February 2015 23:35

He should also learn what the back of a shovel feels like

BeachGirl27 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:26

Wow, sorry to hear it man. That's awful.

i_lik_tomaters 21

Wednesday 4 February 2015 1:23

Kick her to the curb

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Today, the city finally turned the water on to my new home after waiting for 2 months. This is how I found out that someone had stolen the copper water pipes from under my house. FML

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Today, I got guilt-tripped into going to eat with my parents and sister. My sister bit into a spicy pepper instead of a mild one, and thought the perfect response would be to shriek, moan, cry, and throw herself to the floor gagging. No she’s not allergic, she’s just a drama queen fishing for a free meal. FML

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Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML

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