By StantheMan93 - 02/02/2015 23:59 - United States - Perrysburg

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Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

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LizetteBerenice 22

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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coolbeansbruh 13

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DolphinLaser23 24

Obviously not. That was the point of this FML

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vikky538 28

I am thinking of a plot twist...your wife's boyfriend is the plumber...

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iAlissa 34

Sounds like the beginning of a cliché porno.

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doumtabarnack 12

At least he wears condoms with her. Still. Sorry OP.

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samm63 4

You found out. That's a plus. They use condoms, another plus. You'll now lose 165? pounds in one pen signature, third plus. So sorry, that's a punch to the guts. Good luck. No one deserves this.

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superspooky 13

Your wife has a husband and a boyfriend!? How progressive of her. I can barely keep a boyfriend, let alone have a husband too.

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juturnaamo 29

I don't think she's keeping the husband.

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stargirl_95 24

Since when is cheating considered progressive?

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superspooky 13

#85 is the only one smart enough on this site to understand sarcasm apparently. Jesus you all need to lighten up.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sounds like you need both a lawyer and a plumber. I would get that plumber first though :p

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katekoala 13

Rookie mistake! But seriously, I disagree with the people saying "once a cheater, always a cheater." However, once trust is broken that badly in a relationship, it is really hard to get it back. And lack if trust can only lead to bigger and more pervasive problems. Good luck OP.

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DrCheese 16

Try getting a divorce and letting her know by flushing her engagement/wedding ring.

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erudite81 0

I'm sorry to hear that :( What a shitty way to start off the new year. But as much as it hurts, at least you know versus being potentially blind sided if she chooses to divorce you later (and has had time to make arrangements while leaving you in the cold). Good luck :(

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thatonetribute 31

Common sense...

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