Intimacy: Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms....

By StantheMan93 - 02/02/2015 23:59 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 18:00

Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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You deserved it 5 480

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By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 624

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By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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You deserved it 23 006

By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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You deserved it 6 778

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

LizetteBerenice 22

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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cursed_girl 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:13

Wow! Why do ppl cheat? Obviously she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer and he is no prize either!

Woahh78 9

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:39

Wait, how do you have a wife's boyfriend? Our you her husband or her ex? Wtf

cassiebucaro99 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:48

His wife cheated on him and he found out by the condom that didn't flush

cassiebucaro99 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:47

Oh shit that sucks

PatriotsMan 7

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:18

Yes you can flush them.

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:48

No you really can't or at least you shouldn't. They'll mess up your plumbing.

theotherguyss 3

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:48

"And knowing is half the battle." -G.I. Joe

casscoo 3

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:28

Hopefully now she's your ex wife ! Take all the money !

sandman19 11

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:44

I'm sorry man, cheaters are scum it's a good thing you caught her! And I suggest ruin her life:)

badgercheese94 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:58

Shoot them both and make a musical number about it in prison

tsp33dy 8

Tuesday 3 February 2015 21:04

The level of stupidity hurts

sprints54 19

Tuesday 3 February 2015 21:44

Kick that ho to the curb

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