Intimacy: Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms.... - FML

By StantheMan93 - 02/02/2015 23:59 - United States - Perrysburg

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Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 18:00

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Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

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Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.

LizetteBerenice 22

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:03

And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.

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japtap81 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 10:51

Condoms can be flushed, so it was left there intentionally.

psyjoniz 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 11:51

+10 for the wording. hopefully no kids involved yet. gl!

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 17:57

You can always "flush" your wife out of your life with a divorce, right? You can, in fact flush condoms....what really happened was that somebody forgot to flush or she's playing you hoping you'll divorce her so she get a new boyfriend

kaylabooluvsu 5

Thursday 5 February 2015 23:52

what a retard xD

camerongrace92 9

Friday 6 February 2015 11:38

I would have killed the somebitch.

camerongrace92 9

Friday 6 February 2015 12:05

did you make him py for the plumber?

camerongrace92 9

Friday 6 February 2015 12:08

did you make him pay for the plumber?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 9 February 2015 4:04

Shoud have shot them both jk sorry to hear

foxy4353 10

Thursday 12 March 2015 4:47

Well, it's time for a divorce.

EVILvasquez19 12

Friday 20 March 2015 4:35

That sucks

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