By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 131
You deserved it 6 778
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somekidfrom93 0

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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White667 0

What we now need to know. Did she simply explain, or did it involve her giving him a proper instructional walk through?

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Rakayum 0

did she use her mouth? do you have pics?

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ericabella18 0

ew, you're gross.. to OP, that's awkward. time for some mommy daughter sex talks.

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hellokittywhore 0

well if he forgets, I can teach him!! I can teach him soo many things sweetie he'll never forget them!! jkk

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wiggz1990 0

did she help him wear it or just told him how to put it on and she just watched to make sure he got it right ????

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10thFloor 16

This has 69 likes

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somekidfrom93 0

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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deserved 3

#2 has a very good point haha most moms wouldn't even think about doing that...

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ad_infinitum 0

It would be worse if she repressed you two.

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heyyou1203 0

exactly. at least she's ok with you having sex, especially after only dating 2 weeks! what a cool mom!!

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Darrus 0

How? Verbal, with gestures or...WTF? How does a guy who is old enough to **** not know how to put on a condom anyway?

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bexox 0

Do yourself a favor and practice before you need to. Seriously, I'm trying to be helpful, not critical.

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regalarius 0

I agree, practice before you need to, it will probably take you some time your first time and you don't want to kill the mood. Also: Pray that you never need them. I hate the damn things.

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drzhottie148 0

Aww that sucks.

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fretforyerlatte 0

um. did she demonstrate?

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genius_man16 0

oh god, now you put freaky images into my head. lets hope the OP's mom is a MILF

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Vaetrus 0

Lets hope for the Banana. ... or better.

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ashylarry 0

looks like your bf is cheating on you with a milf

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buddy51 23

And it's the OP's M who's the ILF!!

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dutchguy 0

thanks for explaining that one, didn't get it yet.

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trummers 0

what you just said, and it's the op's mother who is the I'd like to ****... nice

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Did he not know how? Or was she just making sure..? Either way: Awkwardddd...

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