Hopefully she's just going out dancing, but even if that's the case, the fact that she has to give the excuse of couponing indicates that there's a problem somewhere.

Shit bro, you should talk to her before making any assumption

Ummm... I don't get why you're still there, OP..?

Op was just as confused after eavesdropping on his wife's phone conversation. Talk of inserts, doubling up to get off more, and getting her meat pounded by some guy named Blinkie

The wording of this FML was great.

Say you are going to the mall and spend 5 hours partying and come home late. ??

I mean, there are coupons for bars and restaurants and stuff. Maybe she's not technically lying to you... Look, just be a mature adult and talk to her.

There is a regular at the coffee shop I work at who will come in dressed real nice, with a stack of coupons, get drinks, sit down, go through them, and talk the ear off of everyone she can, for hours. She's been there til close some nights. I honestly don't see it as a stretch to change coffee to booze and the location to a quieter type bar.

Maybe you should talk the the missus not FML OP

You didn't let her off easy, did you? Other wise ydi 100%