Intimacy: Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

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By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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My wife

By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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You deserved it 27 123

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:21

Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?

airball33 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:22

Stick it in her ass

Comments

TheComputerGuy96 16

Wednesday 20 October 2010 22:03

BlackBerry, CAPITAL B IN THE MIDDLE!!!

rsxtine 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 23:50

u deserved it IMO. spice up the sex life!

Snookums 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 2:06

you fail, try harder like against a wall

KasCiaYr 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 6:42

or find a woomen that wants some

lindsey1 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:13

Lmaoo, I'd smack a hoe if I were yu

yuhimjesus 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:22

I personally know 2 of the members in WCAR. they went to my school.

brokenhelix 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 10:14

maybe try some new moves bro. @2 had a great idea...

brokenhelix 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 10:15

my mistake, I meant @4. I "fat-fingered" my previous entry

djkidd008 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 13:56

What's ur wife's blackberry pin ? Lol

ringogrey 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 15:22

possible phone threesome

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

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